Difference between High School and College

Are you a high school student and about to take the next jump to College. You might want to be aware of the top 25 Differences Between High School and College

25. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.

24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come.

23. In high school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.

22. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at the teacher’s guide.

21. In college, there are no tardy slips.

20. In high school, you have to live with your parents. In college, you get to live with your friends.

19. In college, you don’t have to wait in a certain lunch line to be cool.

18. Only nerds e-mailed in high school. (Cool kids hadn’t heard of it.)

17. In high school, you’re told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don’t conflict and you have the prerequisites and the classes aren’t closed and you’ve paid your tuition.

16. In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you’re lucky to ever talk with the professor.

15. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in college, by the drunk frat boys on their way home when the bars close.

14. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade than your high school final exams ever did.

13. In high school, when the teacher said, “Good morning,” you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, “Good morning,” you write it down.

12. In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college, senior guys hit on freshman girls.

11. In college, weekends start on Thursday.

10. In college, it’s much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus and at what time to find them there.

9. Once you’ve obtained the information described in #10, it’s much more time-consuming to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be in order to “just happen to bump into him/her.”

8. In college, there’s no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day.

7. In college, your dad doesn’t pay for dates.

6. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom and Dad.

5. College guys are cuter than high school boys.

4. College women are legal.

3. In college, when you miss a class (or two or three), you don’t need a note from your parents saying you were skip….uh, sick that day.

2. In high school, you can’t go out to lunch because it’s not allowed. In college, you can’t go out to lunch because you can’t afford it.

1. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.

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12 Responses to “Difference between High School and College”

  1. Adam McKerlie on December 29th, 2007 3:12 pm

    “In college, you’re lucky to ever talk with the professor.”

    I’d have to disagree with this. Even in first year calc (over 3000 students) I talked with the professor. In the smaller classes there are plenty of opportunities to talk with your professor.

  2. anon on December 29th, 2007 5:08 pm

    18. Only nerds e-mailed in high school. (Cool kids hadn’t heard of it.)

    When the hell did you attend high school?

  3. Ad on December 29th, 2007 10:53 pm

    Really boring an obvious, I was having trouble sleeping but now I think ill be fine…….zzzzzzzzz

  4. Stubmleupon on December 30th, 2007 1:17 am

    THUMBS DOWN… Frat boys? Its a FRATERNITY, would you call your COUNTRY a CUNT?

  5. bandchick on December 30th, 2007 1:37 am

    Wow, “Stumbleupon,” you’re an idiot. “Frat” is slang for “Fraternity,” it uses the FIRST FOUR letters of the actual word. The FIRST FOUR letters of the word “Country” are C-O-U-N, so it would be “Coun.” Hooked On Phonics really worked for you, huh?

  6. Stubmleupon on December 30th, 2007 1:38 am

    hahaha. Disregard that! I suck cocks.

  7. bandchick on December 30th, 2007 1:41 am

    Heh, it’s all good “Stubmleupon.” I just wanted to make sure you weren’t some pig-headed frat boy ;)

  8. Witt on December 30th, 2007 1:45 am

    Seniors hit on freshman in highschool, as well. Sad but true.

  9. Stubmleupon on December 30th, 2007 4:41 am

    I like anal sex. I like to kill prostitutes and rub their rotting feet against my 1 mm cock.

  10. Mesha on January 1st, 2008 4:27 am

    …u guys suk…it was cute.
    even if the writer must have attended school in either the 80’s or in a third world country…
    hehehehe…
    still made me giggle…
    thanks

  11. ninja on January 1st, 2008 7:15 pm

    hahaha that was really funny! i like it

    13. is my favourite

    keep up the good work

  12. NotAsLameAsYou on January 17th, 2008 2:40 am

    You are pretty easily amused and, I’d venture to guess, pathetic. This wasn’t funny and you successfully wasted your time and everyone else’s time that visits this page.

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