The Worst College Mascot EVER
and yes … it has a name. GeoDuck is the name of the worst college mascot ever .. period and the honor goes to Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA
According to their Athletics page,
The geoduck is mollusk native to the Pacific Northwest. The geoduck (pronounced “GOO-ee-duck”) is the largest burrowing clam in the world, weighing in at anywhere from one to three pounds at maturity. The appearance of geoduck’s large, protruding siphon has led to the belief that the geoduck has the properties of an aphrodisiac. The geoduck has a life expectancy of up to 150 years with the oldest recorded at 163 years.
Oh, there is a GeoDuck fight song too.. I hope they don’t have a Football team there.
Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let’s go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.Go, Geoducks go,
Stretch your necks when the tide
is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.
Ok .. ok I won’t hold it off much longer .. here goes the GeoDuck, the worst College Mascot EVER ….
What do you guys think? Have you seen worse? Post it down below in the comments section. Until then you can poke fun at Evergreen’s athletic page for GeoDuck
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LOL .. I think it would serve as an encouragement to the other football team. They would want to kick Evergreen’s team and then whup the mascot’s ass
Holy cow!! THAT IS FUNNNNNYYY!!! I was stationed in Neah Bay, Washington and played QB for the 758th Radar Squadron. We were known and loved as the Fighting Naked Mole Rats. Go Gooeeysss!!
Ok, unlike other colleges Evergreen doesn’t have football, except in the late summer when the University of WA’s football team used to live in our dorms and work on their game…They were really destructive. I think Evergreen has cut ties with them over that.
We have soccer, x-country, track, basketball, volleyball, and club sports, like crew.
I’ve always thought that college mascots are stupid. Evergreen needs a hairy clam mascot to bring balance to the masculine aspects of the geoduck mascot. -Then we’ll have the best mascot couple ever. Really.
~Evergreen Alum 2005
whoooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! The other teams will be like, ooo! DINNER! LET’S FRYYYYYYYYYYY THEM! omg, soooo funny! that is the grooviest thing EVER!
wow the fight song sounds like a sex reference
hee hee hee I have a bunch of friends going to evergreen next year.
@bobby.
wow, you just so ruined that for me.
LOL… How did I miss the sexual references
ok, I’ve been to good and bad mascot schools.
In Grade School, the Mustangs, in Jr High was the Bulldogs, High School the Braves. Pierce College was the Raiders, which was cool, even though the school wasn’t big on sports.
Pacific Lutheran University was effeminate with the Lute, a ukalalie sized stringed instrument of baroque era minstrels and musicians. It was pretty unimpressive, obscure, and pretentious; just like the school itself.
At Saint Martin’s University, we got to be the “Saints”, which can be cool enough if you look at it the right way. Some saints were medievel knights, and kicked plenty of butt, which the mascot pays homage to. It also has a solumn and eternal quality to it, which is also cool.
And lastly, here I am at Evergreen State College… whose mascot is the GeoDuck… a mascot which looks like a mutated phallus, and merely encourages ridecule and emasculates the male population of the school not already made effeminate by the attitude of the school’s population.