Top 10 list of Anti Microsoft quotes and phrases

Best Anti Microsoft, Pro Linux Quotes

1. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity — Dennis Ritchie

2. MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers 

3. Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue. 

4. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX

5. Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.

6. Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.  — Shahazad

7. Windows XP -now comes with free anger management courses.

8. I don’t care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap. — Lennart A. Hansen

9. Why do with one shortcut key what you can do with 5 mouse clicks? Welcome to Windows!

10. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX. 

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