How to Get your GirlFriend Back, best take me back Letter

So, this guy and this girl split. But the dude still has feelings for her, his ex girlfriend. Here is the letter he wrote to get his girlfriend back or in this case get ex girlfriend back.

I was just wrong …. wrong about everything. Since you left me, I’ve come to see the point of cut flowers and very small picture frames and uh.. relatives.

Oh and I am thinking of owning more than one pair of bar soap at a time and buying another towel and stands to put the toilet roll on and … toilet roll … even when I’ve got a newspaper.

I now realize that my PlayStation … it’s a complete waste of my life and lack of reasonable gore is not a sensible criticism of chess. I absolutely promise to abandon all of my disgusting sexual deviancies like lesbian porn, Jessica Alba and talking to other women.

Jessica, please … take me back

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5 Responses to “How to Get your GirlFriend Back, best take me back Letter”
  1. Jack says:

    What a fucking wuss.

  2. Bahaha says:

    Actually, thats a quote from the British Comedy ‘Coupling’… and its not a letter, it’s the girlfriends dream… and its not jessica alba, its Mariella Frostrup… and the girls name isnt jessica, its Susan. Anyhow, its a funny show, watch it.

  3. Heidi says:

    I ditto Jack. What an idiot. I wouldn’t take him back (of course, I wouldn’t have broken up with him over Jessica Alba or his playstation in the *first* place).

    As for soap, I’d buy my own bar and let him buy his (and if he doesn’t, then I guess I’d just buy his bar as well).

    Small picture frames are lame, because no one ever takes photos that can fit in those these days. Not to mention, it’s not so easy to see the people in them (IMHO), at least not when you’re looking at them from further than a foot away.

    The lack of gore for chess is funny though =) I’d agree with that, and then go search google to find a “Wizard’s chess” game to play. It’s fun to watch people play Playstation, depending on what game they’re playing.

    Just goes to show, us nerds do it *far* better ;) Even if this is from a comedy show :P

  4. heidi says:

    yeah .. what an idiot i would have never took you back.

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