Take it outside, expand your sexual horizons in the great outdoors

Sex outdoorsOn a warm Friday night last May, Jessica (not her real name), a Penn State University sophomore, tried something new, and it took just one taste to get hooked.

It was the week before finals. Jessica and her boyfriend Dave (not his real name) had spent the entire day cramming for a biology exam. It was 10:00 pm, and most of their friends had left for end-of-semester parties. Suffering after hours of reading and concentration, the young couple needed a tension breaker. Dave suggested they ditch biology and instead study anatomy — outside.

Jessica and Dave enjoy an adventurous sex life. Things got hotter, however, when they left the dorm room and ventured out into the wilderness. “Sex hasn’t been the same since,” she admits proudly. “[Outdoor sex] has an element of danger to it, and an element of being caught. Even though we go to a totally isolated part of the woods off campus, there’s still that tiny tinge of excitement that someone’s watching us. The air is crisp. Everything’s fresh. It’s so natural.”

Jessica says sex with her boyfriend is “amazing,” but doing it outdoors makes things even better. The college campus provides the perfect backdrop for shagging under the stars. After all, there’s only one thing as beautiful as sex — and that’s nature.

College campuses are breeding grounds for exploration and adventure. Here are some tips, suggestions and other things to keep in mind when taking everyone’s favorite indoor sport out into the great outdoors:

    * There are laws against porking in public. In most states, outdoor shagging is considered “public indecency,” and the punishments for getting caught range from a small fine to jail time. In Nebraska, an “act of sexual penetration…to be viewed by members of the public” is a Class H misdemeanor, punishable by a $1,000 fine and / or jail time. If you must experience open-air sex, choose a location that’s inconspicuous. On the college campus, you should stay away from the quad, and opt for areas you wouldn’t normally visit. And while you’re getting the hang of it, do it at night. Leave daytime outdoor romps to trained professionals.

    * Safety first. When you take the lay out to play, it’s important to keep in mind that you’re not in Kansas anymore. You’re probably used to the fluffy comfort of your twin, extra-long bed — or at least the flat, faux-formica surface of your desk. Neither of these is covered with pine needles, insects, rabbit droppings or small animals. Consider bringing a blanket or sleeping bag when exposing erotica to the elements.

    * Disguise your intentions. Everyone goes camping, right? Families, old people, Cub scouts. If you’re aching to get wood in the woods, bring a tent, a sleeping bag, a lantern and some insect repellent. No one will suspect a thing.

    * Go far, far away. The best sex is loud sex, and when you’re outside, sound travels. Far. While the sophomores next door might congratulate you on the volume of your sexcapades, college administrators and campus neighbors probably won’t appreciate your cries of freedom. If you take the plunge and do the chores outdoors, choose a place that’s tucked away and deserted, or surrounded by a lot of sound-swallowing trees or brush.

    * Stay warm. In some climates, being naked outdoors can lead to some pretty painful frostbite. If the weather outside is frightful, we recommend the steamy comfort of your car. It’ll be like you’re in high school again — only now, you’ll actually be getting some.

    * Don’t reach the beach. If you’re lucky enough to attend a school near the shore, you might think that bopping beneath the boardwalk is a swell idea. Don’t do it. All the blankets in the world won’t stop sand from entering crevices that sand really shouldn’t enter. Your ass isn’t an oyster: a trapped granule won’t yield a pearl — but it will cause major discomfort.

    * Know your foliage. Before you enter the forest of lust, take a crash course in poisonous plants. Poison ivy-ravaged private parts are unpleasant, to say the least. Also, when going for the green grass grope, insect repellent (though unsexy and malodorous) is more important than any cologne or perfume. You’re gonna sweat it off, anyway. You might as well prevent a nasty mosquito bite in the process.

    * And finally, be creative. Every jock in school claims to have scored on a field of some sort. And since jocks often look better than the rest of us, I’m going to assume that at least half of them aren’t lying. Therefore, on any warm evening, chances are that your school’s dugouts and 50-yard lines are filled with fornicating hardbodies. To avoid unhealthy competition, steer clear of any area that contains a scoreboard.

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5 Responses to “Take it outside, expand your sexual horizons in the great outdoors”
  1. Sean says:

    Surprise in the Forest — I am a17 year old male student and was hitch hiking in northern Scandinavia during the height of summer. It was a beautiful day and I was on lonely country road miles from the nearest town. i was happily walking along with my rucksack with the flag of my country on it when a Landrover with four women and two dogs pulled up and offered me a lift. I jumped in and chatted away to the good looking blonde women who were much older than me.
    They were going further north but were going to stop at a favourite spot in the forest on the way. That seemed reasonable to me. After some time we turned off the road onto a tiny track which led deep into the thick forest. We went along this track for quite a distance and then turned off into the virgin forest itself. After a good while we stopped and the four women and the dogs got out with some bags. The Landrover was locked and we walked through the forest on foot until we came to a beautiful warm sunny clearing next to a tiny lake.
    “Take off your clothes, handsome”, said one of the women to my shock and horror !!!! Don’t think of running away because the dogs will get you. We also have your bag and passport in our car.
    I have no experience with girls, let along grown, confident, dominant, women and did not know what to do. To my horror they just began undressing me !!! First my travel boots and sox, then my shirt. “Great chest, Mmmm !!!”, they remarked. I froze when they began to undo my belt, unclip my pants, pull down my zipper. I thought of running, fighting, screaming but none of these options seemed much good because of the dogs, four strong mature women and isolation.
    Suddenly my pants and jocks were pulled down and taken off. I stood totally naked in front of four beautiful confident women who were looking at my body and smiling with delight. “Look at the size of his cock !!!”, one said. Wow he has a whopper for a young guy eh?? I was horrified because I have always been embarrased by the size of my penis !!! By the age of 16 I knew it would be big but by 17 it seem to reach new length and thickness. I was called donkey dick at high school in the showers. It was long and thick and dangled down very obviously. No girl ever got to see it even though they heard about it.
    I tried to put my hands over my penis but they just pulled them away and to my horror quickly put my wrists in steel handcuffs behind my back !!! They now began to play with my penis and testicles. I was so embarrassed I did not know what to do and tried to move away from them.
    All of a sudden a leg spreader was put between my legs, my legs spread apart and strapped tightly aroung my ankles !!!
    I could not move away or close my legs. My penis and testicles hung down totally exposed to the women’s fondling. Soon I was very erect and swollen and dribbling pre-ejaculate juices all down the shaft of my penis and testicles. The women loved it and totally enjoyed themselves spreading this new early semenal flow all over my genitals in a natural slippery jel.
    I gasped when they squeezed my testicles and they seemed to enjoy that reacton a lot !!!. They all took turns kneeling down in front of me and sucking my penis and squeezing my testicles. They would always stop if they thought I would ejaculate. This left me begging for relief. They seemed to get a lot of satisfaction doing this.
    Suddenly two women were behind me spreading my legs even more and opening up my buttocks and rubbing jel into my anus !!!! I was horrified all over again and felt very vunerable indead !!! I tried to think what they would do to me next. Soon I felt a large finger being slowly worked up into my rectum !!!! Oh no i thought what is this ???
    To my horror i saw one woman standing naked in front of me with a perfect looking penis dildo strapped around her waist and under her legs. This penis stuck out erect like a man between fher legs and she was rubbing jel all over its considerable length and thickness. Soon she was behind me with another woman and I felt them slowly working it onto my anus.
    I cried out in protest but the two women were standing on front of me enjoying my expression of fear.
    After quite a long time the whole length of this penis shaped dildo was up my rectum and then the woman began moving it slowly in and out as if she was a man having intercourse with a woman in her vagina.
    i was horiffied and tried to get away in the feet spreader !!!. To stop me doing this tied my hands and feet extremely wide apart between two nearby trees and continued using my anus for their enjoyment and entertainment. I could not move at all. They laughed “seeing me fucked !!!” as they said, and squeezed my penis and testicles a lot.
    The woman wearing the dildo hehind me had another one in her vagina, I found out, so she was getting double satisfaction with a double headed strap on dildo. It was a male female model or female female model. “I am enjoying fucking this cute young arse”, she said. Suddenly I heard her orgasm loudly and thrust up into me. I gasped with surprise !!!
    All the women did this with me until they all orgasmed loudly and I waited for the hard thrust.
    My cock was huge, thick, dribbling and very swollen and my testicles were aching as I want to ejaculate. All much to the women’s delight and they took a lot of photographs of me totally naked and helpless, for their erotic memories of the young vunerable student in the forest.
    They did a lot of other things to me before they let me ejaculate. They watched me urinate when I finally just had to. i was so embarassed as I had never done that in front of a woman !!!!
    They worked all kind of dildoes up my rectum to watch my reaction. They tied up my cock and balls with cord and put tight thick rubber rings around them just for fun and “to see the huge thing swell”, they said. They loved the size and had so much fun with it slapping it around.
    They had equipment with them for every situation. They whipped my bare bottom with a thin cane and a real whip until I begged them to stop. They loved me to beg !!!! They loved to pull single pubic hairs around my penis base and testicles and around my anus.
    Eventually they let me ejaculate and greatly enjoyed, and recorded on video huge, squirts of white semen falling onto the forest grass.

    • Jennifer Anderson says:

      VERY SEXY STORY — Sean; that was an incredibly sexy story !!!! I got very wet between my legs reading it. I pulled down my panties and played with myself as I read it. My clitoris got so hard. I imagined having you naked like that tied between two trees with your legs and arms tied wide apart. Yes I would have loved to do all those horny things to you too. What happened in the end. Did they let you go?

  2. Angelina says:

    Outdoor Sex — I find sex, in the forest or on the beach in the sand dunes, so very sexy I just get wet thinking of it Sean. Your story really soaked my panties and chair I was sitting on. The vision of you helpless and erect was very horny indeed. Fucking you up your cute liitle arse would have been so erotic. A double headed dildo would have had a clitoris stimulator on the girls side so I would get really aroused by it hitting my clit each time I thrust up into your arse.. You need plenty of jel on the dildo to make it slide up easily.
    I am playing with myself now just thinking of the scene and your oversize cock on your teenage body. dribbling pre-cum juice. Soon I will get my big vibrator. Love Angelina.

  3. Stacey says:

    Outdoor Sex — Jessica, I love to let the boys have a look at my naked vagina at my local nude beach. I do in a subtle way by having my big sun hat and big dark sunglasses on, laying on my back and pretending to read my book. I raise my knees and draw up my feet and spread my legs more and more little by little. Soon a guy will notice me and turn facing me with their knees up. I then have a subtle feel of my clitoris from time to time. Soon I see his penis get wet and then erect and dribble. I sit a bit away from the main crowd so not to attract to much attention and also let the guy feel free to masturbate if he wants to. They usually do with their knees up and their hand between theit legs. I have a regular group of guys who come to look at my vagina. It is shaven so you can see my erect clitoris. I get so wet I dribble a lot and the guys love that. Like you Jessica, I love to see the boys erect and swollen and shoot their thick white sperm onto the sand in front of me. I never let on that I am watching them. I reach orgasm myself by rubbing my clitoris and sliding my fingers up my vagina. The boys love it and keep the secret to themselves. So am I a sexual deviant? I don’t know. Maybe someone will comment Jessica.

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